may i have this dense?

dacă ar fi o femeie cu un semn de procent
în loc de vagin
când aş îmbrăţişa-o
nu mi-ar întoarce dragostea
fiindcă procentul sexualităţii ei
nu este exprimat
şi deci nu există
adică este zero

din ce emisiune este citatul

“Please give me a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock and, heh, oh, yeah, huge pectoral muscles. Amen.”

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din ce film sunt versurile?

Through the darkness of future past
The magican longs to see
One chance out between two worlds:
Fire walk with me

* * *

Catch you with my deathbag
You may think I’ve gone insane
But I promise
I will kill again

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ASUS VW225N review

I bought this from dc-shop.ro. I was real excited about getting my first LCD, and a big one at that.

Specifications
It’s a 22″ TN film monitor. Native resolution is 1680×1050@60Hz (16:10). The rest of the specifications don’t really matter (see below) but i’ll paste them here anyway: Pixel Pitch: 0.282mm Brightness(Max): 300 cd/㎡ Contrast Ratio (Max.): 8000 :1 (ASCR) Display Color: 16.7M Viewing Angle (CR≧10): 170°(H)/160°(V) Response Time: 5 ms
Initial motivation
Initially i found only good reviews on the net. No bad reviews. I think it’s a new product and hasn’t had enough time or popularity to get properly analyzed. The price was also low enough. 669 RON (158€, $200).
Trouble

It turned out to be a really crappy experience. Firstly, there was a green pixel. There still is a green pixel on it. And there probably always will be a fucking green pixel on it. Always on. Always green. I called them up and they said ‘No, we can’t replace it unless there are 3 bad pixels on it’. That’s their return policy. Well, fuck them.
Second problem was that due to the fact it’s a TN type panel, the contrast changes with the vertical viewing angle. So if you move your head up and down, the image changes.
Third problem was with aspect ratio – it’s 16:10 – the widescreen movies i viewed on it had a black border top and bottom, due to the probable fact that they’re 16:9.
Fourth problem and most important, can’t do too much reading on it (more than a few minutes), i get eye pain. Perhaps it takes getting used to, but point is – the LCD i have at work doesn’t give me eye pain and i gawk into it more than 8 hours a day.
I suppose it might be good for gamers, but for me it failed – i use it for movies, browsing, games and text applications.
Conclusions

I’m selling this one and getting a new one. This time i’ll go and see it in the store, without ordering online (big mistake when buying monitors). I’ll get an IPS type screen, 16:9 or 4:3, from anywhere other than dc-shop. Don’t buy from them. They suck. I’m pretty sure they knew about the dead pixel before they sent it to me. In fact, i suspect they bought a cheap one-pixel-borked batch from Asus so they can make more money based on their 3-pixels-or-more return policy. Fuck you dc-shop, i feel so hurt:

pic from http://www.flickr.com/photos/banjo_d/galleries/72157622860719322#photo_29541996

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grigore se-n sus
grigore se-n jos
eşte sintactic şi
morfo logic
morphos-ul lui este
în schimbare
din vierme în fluture
în vierme în muscă
în vierme în ou
din care iese un şarpe
care-l înghite pe grigore
cu tot cu morphos

după hibernarea sa obscură
grigore se scurge pe faţa
lumii şi formează o crustă
penetrabilă şi impenetrabilă

făt frumos cu pula scoasă

ca sticla ce se sparge pe
suprafaţa inimii mele
închid ochii şi clipesc
împreună cu dinozaurii

moartea mi-a dovedit că
mă înşelasem în privinţa vieţii

poţi să dai cu ruj un pătrat
și tot nu s-ar pupa la colţuri
cu alte pătrate
dar pe laturi
vai
ce dragoste ar face

in the forest of fists you can only eat knuckleberries

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această mizerie
e o scară pe care cobor din văzduh
unde este situat geografic
raiul

începând cu momentul ăsta
timp de cinci minute
voi suferi deoarece sunt extrem
de obscur şi poate neputincios

încetaţi cu mesajele astea
cu profeţiile astea crocodilice
care nu există
şi mă mănâncă pe dinăuntru

exist, deci execut

ştii,
nu sunt de fapt un sex-machine
poate un automat autonom autoerotic
cu o gaură neagră în centrul
mecanismelor
istoric demonstrabile
şi chirurgical
palpabile

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