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Frank Zappa & The Mothers – Inca Roads
Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have
A motor
Or was it
Something
Different
George: Sure was different. I ain’t never seen nothing like that in my entire life!
Napoleon: Whose python boot is that? That ain’t my sh– What?
FZ: Why don’t you sharpen it then?
George: Little round ball . . . I could . . . couldn’t . . . That white cain’t do nothin’
Napoleon: Je-he-zus! Wait a minute!
FZ: Mother Mary and Jozuf!
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Park it
Se-e-e-elf
(PARK IT . . . PARK IT)
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land
Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill
Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was she round
And did she have a motor
Or was she something different
Guacamole Queen
Guacamole Queen
Guacamole Queen
At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura,
Or did someone build a place
Or leave a space for Chester’s Thing to land
(Chester’s Thing . . . on Ruth)
Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up her hill
On Ruth
On Ruth
That’s Ruth
Frank Zappa & The Mothers – Florentine Pogen
Ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yow-ooh
Yow-yoo-yow
La-la la-la la-la la-la
Ba-la ba-la na-la
She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
(You-ooh)
Read ’em ‘n weep
Was here adjustable slogan
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh)
She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a ’59 Morgan
WOO-LAH!
That’s the kinda step she takes
When her hot breaks hot brakes
That’s the kinda sound she makes
(ooh, let go uh me)
When her crab cakes
(Arf arf arf)
She didn’t like it when her fan belt
Shrunk & got shorter
(Ointment)
Battery leaks could nearly cost her a quarter
She didn’t want to go home
An’ watch the pestle go mortar
Later she speaks
On how Perellis might court her
Na-na-na, na-na-noo
Na-na-na, yah-ah-hoo
Na-na-na, na-na-noo
Na-na-na, yah-ah-hoo
She was the daughter
Ah-ah-ahhh
Of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Ga-ya-ee-annnn
Read ’em ‘n weep
Read ’em ‘n weep
(Take a booger home with you to)
Read ’em ‘n weep
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH
Chester’s go-rilla
She go oink
Chester’s go-rilla
She go quack
Chester’s go-rilla
She go moo
Chester’s go-rilla
She go
Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche
Frank Zappa – Chitara si voce
Napoleon Murphy Brock – Voce, saxofon si flaut
George Duke – Claviatura si voce
Ruth Underwood – Percuţie
Tom Fowler – Bas
Chester Thompson – Tobe
Crossroads (1986) cu Steve Vai (iar la chitara pustiului e Ry Cooder)
la începutul duelului, Jack Butler (Steve Vai de mine) cântă începutul de la Bad Horsie
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